It's been awhile hasn't it? Inbetween applying for jobs, working on my contracts, the holidays, and trying to stop my anus from bleeding, I really don't know where all the time went. Up until a few nights ago I never really missed this blog. Sugah reminded me that it was good way to waste time, ramble, and that I had people who still wanted to read my drivel. I never thought people cared. Will wonders never cease.

The holidays were kind to me this year. I got almost everything I wanted for Christmas. Still waiting for my velour tracksuit but I suppose that can wait. Which reminds me, was watching Blind Date the other day and wondered if people really like doing the dinner & dancing type of romancing. That rhymed. I didn't mean it to. Regardless, my ideal date involves a pretty lady, a home cooked meal, a velour tracksuit, a game of scrabble/connect four, a rented movie, and some ky jelly. I'd probably greet her at the door wearing it. The velour suit, not the ky jelly. I'm at home, why shouldn't I be comfortable? It'd be awesome if she showed up in a velour tracksuit too. It'd show that we were on the same wavelength.

Oh velour tracksuit, I will have you yet!

So here I am. There you are. We all live in a giant bucket. I will try and keep everyone abreast of my life. Til then, enjoy this little cartoon. --> rejected